Lex made a valid point last night.
I was telling her about this thing Jeannie showed me. It’s where you share bits about yourself on the Internet, but you can only use 140 characters or less.
I have NEVER used 140 characters or less to talk about anything. That’s what Lex told me. That’s why I have this lovely bouquet of flowers that was just delivered to me, and Lex is peaking around by the porch to see if she is forgiven.
Amanda
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Open mouth and insert boot, as my grandad always said.
Thanks for being so understanding, sweetheart.
And Granpa Jake always said, “A leather boot is not steak.”